What's Your Name

What's your name?
(Jason)
Mason?
(no Jason)
Ah, Grayson!
(no Jason)
That's what I thought you said.

What's your name?
(Kelly)
Shelly?
(no Kelly)
Oh, Smelly!
(no Kelly)
Belly?
(Kelly)
That's what I thought you said.

Well how 'bout you
What's your name?
(who?)
What's your name?
(me? Danny)
Donny?
(Danny)
Dino!
(Danny)

And you there.
(Pardon me)
What's your name?
(Lisa)
Oh, Linda
(Lisa)
Laura
(Lisa)
Laura
(Lisa)

Oh, Let's see.
What's your name?
(Doris)
Ah, Morris?
(no, Doris)
Hmm, Boris?
(No Doris)
Ah, Horace
(Doris)
Leboris
(Doris)
Well, that's what I thought you said.

It's important to remember people's names.
Isn't it, Ronnie.
(Danny)
Ah, Raymond.
(Danny)
It's important to call people by their names.
Isn't it, Rita?
(Lisa)
Lita
(Lisa)
Aleeda
(Lisa)
And so Donna, when someone
Tells you their name,
Listen carefully.
(That's Doris)

What's your name?
(My name?)
(My name is Hemleich Von Ryshenstrauss Avensin Graffelsheimer Bookster Hudi Schmitt!)*
That's what I thought you said.

Oh, hello.
What can I do for you?
(What's your name?)
Clarabell
(Lulubell?)
No, Clarabell
(Butterball?)
Clarabell!
(Wishing well?)
Clarabell
(Sarabell?)
Clarabell!
(Just as well, cuz that's what we thought you said!)