Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please
listen to all options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work, Press 2
To complain about what we do, Press 3
To cuss out staff members, Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5
If you want us to raise your child, Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8
To complain about bus transportation Press 9
To complain about school lunches Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and
that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort---Hang
up and have a nice day!!!
...Author Unknown |